A micro black hole will have us sucked in by Wednesday or the Lord whacked us over the head (you know, with thunder and lightening...) or the black matter will suck in fandom and open up big black plot holes.
Oh, wait, the last one is already happening! *snerks*
If we get blown over it's good for me who has a waaay too much to do on Thursday. HA!
Geneva atom smasher set for record collisions. Smash away, people, smash away...