Anyway, it's weekend *flails* and before I fall face first (OMG, already 99.9% asleep and still able to alliterate!) into my couch-bed, I present you the deal of your life:
Buy 10 editions of the Ten Commandments and you get 1 for free.
Wait, we have to pay for the Lord's words? And only get one of the ten for free? Phew.
*rotfl*
No wonder His business is all shiny and called Kingdom...