Anyway, it's weekend *flails* and before I fall face first (OMG, already 99.9% asleep and still able to alliterate!) into my couch-bed, I present you the deal of your life:
Buy 10 editions of the Ten Commandments and you get 1 for free.
Wait, we have to pay for the Lord's words? And only get one of the ten for free? Phew.
No wonder His business is all shiny and called Kingdom...