Mercy (mercscilla) wrote,
Mercy
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Computer Quote

This computer quote is teh love. ^^ My mom feels exactly like that almost every day...

Remember when...?

A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show. A window was something you hated to clean and RAM was the cousin of a goat...

Meg was the name of my girlfriend and gig was your middle finger upright. Now they all mean different things and that really mega bytes.

An application was for employment. A program was a TV show. A cursor used profanity. A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age. A CD was a bank account. And if you had a 3 1/2" floppy you hoped that nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage not something you did to a file. And if you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for awhile.

Log on was adding wood to the fire. Hard drive was a long trip on the road. A mouse pad was where a mouse lived and a backup happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife. Paste you did with glue. A web was a spider's home and a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper and the memory in my head. I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash but when it happens they wish they were dead!

*gigglefits*
Tags: misc: computer quote, misc: computer!love
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