I just managed to start my old laptop after three attempts! Go me!
It's from 1999 (survived the OMG!2000!NO! thing) and is still running on Windows 98. Okay, so I had to run the Safe Mode but it's actually responding to me!
I click on "Desktop" and "My Pictures" pops up... Well, that's just... so wrong.
But we're getting there. Somehow. *nods*
Just need to figure out which folder is which. Honestly, if they wanted to play peek-a-boo, they could have asked. Oh, wait, it's Windows 98...
"I'm feeling so old and outdated."