March 20th, 2008

[Emoticon] spam!

Itsy bitsy...

Dear itsy bitsy spider,

I know a bathroom is like the biggest adventure for a spider ever but could you please not land on my shoulder the next time?

Playing Spiderwoman is not my favourite pastime.

Itsy bitsy love,

Dear someone in the neighbourhood,

a WLAN network is really great but your Fritz Box ST 3000 network sucks big time. My uncle knows net kung fu and put this morning finally a stop to you who uses his network to throw us out.

It was no fun at all to be thrown out of the internet the last months and if we ever find out who you are, you are so going to eat dirt.

No itsy bitsy love,