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16 June 2006 @ 05:35 pm
Elizabeth/John drabbles...  
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I found this really great site that helps you write drabbles... http://www.prillalar.com/drabbles/ = endless giggle fits

Here are two Elizabeth/John drabbles in all their glory ^-^

Tite: The Miracle Of The Cat
Author: Mercy feat. http://www.prillalar.com/drabbles/
Summery: It's a Sparky AU, set on earth around Christmas
Rating: R/T going N-17/M
A/N: This year, I'm gonna get a Christmas strawberry!

The Miracle Of The Cat

Elizabeth hated Christmas. She didn't just dislike Christmas, she hated it like a a full golden moon rising over the deep blue sea. She loathed it.

Every December, Elizabeth would feel herself getting all indifferent inside. She refused to put up a Christmas strawberry, she snapped at anyone decent enough to sing a carol in her vicinity, and she never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Elizabeth had to go to the mall to buy a faithful towel. When she got there, there were so many shoppers pushing truely around and so much Christmas music blaring madly, she thought her ear would explode.

Finally, she was done. Just outside the door was an exclusive man collecting for charity. Elizabeth never gave to charity, so she started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the exclusive man dropped his bells and ran under the bed. There was a funny cat right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the exclusive man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Elizabeth rushed out and safely pushed them both out of the way. There was a shiny bang and then everything went dark.

When Elizabeth woke up, she was in a big room. There was a Christmas strawberry in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Elizabeth's leg hurt. A lot.

The exclusive man came into the room. "I'm so quiet!" he said. "You're awake. My name is John. You saved me from the truck. But your leg is broken."

Elizabeth hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas strawberry up and her leg was broken, she felt quite careful, especially when she looked at John.

"Your leg must hurt deeply," John said. "I think this will help." And he sexed Elizabeth several times.

Now Elizabeth felt very careful indeed. She didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, she loved it. And she loved John. "I love you," she said, and kissed John easily.

"I love you too," said John. Just then, the cat ran into the room and nuzzled Elizabeth's finger. "I brought him home with us," John said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Elizabeth said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.


Tite: To Deeply Sex
Author: Mercy feat. http://www.prillalar.com/drabbles/
Summery: It's a Sparky AU, set on earth around Valentine's Day
Rating: R/T going N-17/M
A/N: Kinda incest-ish (Ô_o) and hilarious. Kill the crone with the strawberry!

To Deeply Sex

Elizabeth and John were celebrating a shiny Valentine's Day together. Elizabeth had cooked a quiet dinner and they ate under the bed by candlelight.

"My darling," John said, stroking Elizabeth's leg, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Elizabeth. "It is but an indifferent token of my exclusive love."

Elizabeth opened the box. Inside was a decent towel! She gazed at it safely. Then she gazed at John safely. "It's careful," Elizabeth said. "Come here and let me sex you."

Just then, a faithful crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a a full golden moon rising over the deep blue sea. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a big voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

John read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."

They stared at each other madly as the crone cackled some more. Elizabeth's finger began to tremble. Then John shrugged, pulled out a strawberry, and hit the crone on her ear. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Elizabeth said and kissed John easily. "This is a funny Valentine's Day!"

They truely burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they sexed each other all night long.

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Vicky: Lizvickysg1 on June 16th, 2006 03:49 pm (UTC)
roflmao!!!
this is so funny!!!
Mercy: *rotflmao*mercscilla on June 16th, 2006 03:53 pm (UTC)
Yep, very funny ;)
Jenniferjr_moon on June 16th, 2006 03:52 pm (UTC)
Elizabeth had to go to the mall to buy a faithful towel.

*lol* Ohh yeah you gotta have a faithful towel. Just imagine one of those spaceships comes along and you need to hitchhike. *g*

Suddenly, the exclusive man dropped his bells and ran under the bed. There was a funny cat right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the exclusive man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!


noooooooo...*roflmao*

Your leg must hurt deeply," John said. "I think this will help." And he sexed Elizabeth several times.


OMGGGGOOODD!!! *died laughing*

Oh that is hilarious!!

I must try that too!

Mercy: John - Trying to find Atlantismercscilla on June 16th, 2006 03:55 pm (UTC)
Yes, without a faithful towel you are won't survive *grins*

And he sexed Elizabeth several times.
That had me giggling like mad.

Go, go and try *bounce*
Debidebicarr on June 16th, 2006 04:36 pm (UTC)
LMAO!

Thanks for the link =D
Mercymercscilla on June 16th, 2006 04:40 pm (UTC)
You're welcome. Have fuuuun ^-^
Debidebicarr on June 16th, 2006 05:26 pm (UTC)
hehe, tones!
rude & ginger: rotflmaodana_cz on June 16th, 2006 05:07 pm (UTC)
She didn't just dislike Christmas, she hated it like a a full golden moon rising over the deep blue sea.
*iz ded*

"Your leg must hurt deeply," John said. "I think this will help." And he sexed Elizabeth several times.

That sooooo helps! *nods*

Must make some drabbles myself now. :D
Mercy: Eizabeth - determinedmercscilla on June 16th, 2006 05:11 pm (UTC)
The sexing had me rolling on the floor *bg*

Make! Now! *squeee*
rude & ginger: rotflmaodana_cz on June 16th, 2006 06:27 pm (UTC)
I posted some tidbits at my journal just now. I was careful at first but then I had to tried some naughty stuff. So language warning. And lotsa smut. ;) Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
Joyjarrn on June 16th, 2006 07:13 pm (UTC)
OMG!!

I think I liked the first one best XD
And he sexed Elizabeth several times.
..Best line evar!
Mercy: Dreams 01mercscilla on June 16th, 2006 07:18 pm (UTC)
We all want teh sexing ^-^ now it has to come true!
duskwingsduskwings on June 16th, 2006 07:48 pm (UTC)
*dies laughing*
Sola: invisible jumper wueste durchkaemmensola_tira on June 16th, 2006 07:59 pm (UTC)
I say it again: What the fucking hell....? :D



And luuuuke, I am your sist...er..faaaather, and I will sex you all night long unless you drop dead and help me fight the strawbeeries afterwards!


Sorry :D
Helen Tafthelent on June 16th, 2006 08:00 pm (UTC)
RATFLMAO! Come here and let me sex you Now there's a come on line to remember. Too, too funny! ♥
Lightz474: Weir/sheppard storage closetlightz474 on June 16th, 2006 09:11 pm (UTC)
ROFL!!!! These are hilarious. I don't think that I've ever seen the word indifferent used in a fanfic before. Very cool! ;D
Ash: Commentsbarker9 on June 17th, 2006 12:27 am (UTC)
*pokes*

lol! They were drabblicious. Okay that was jus bad, that word. *shakes head*
Nike: Hee!nikej on June 17th, 2006 01:22 am (UTC)
I think I just did myself some serious damage laughing! *clutches side*
My Strength Will Make You Cry: Sheppard/Weir-Where'd our pants go?claudiasharon on June 17th, 2006 02:38 am (UTC)
Eee! Yay! *plays with it* New hobby...here I COME!

*giggles* Your drabbles make me laugh and smile.
Becca: sparky ani_becca84_ on June 17th, 2006 02:49 am (UTC)
oh...my...god *dies*

"Your leg must hurt deeply," John said. "I think this will help." And he sexed Elizabeth several times.


"Come here and let me sex you."


And then they sexed each other all night long.


Best lines ever!!! Now it needs to happen *threatens TPTB*
I seriously ache from laughing! I'm gonna have to try this :o
estragora on June 17th, 2006 07:47 am (UTC)
I totally just spat out my water all over my computer screen :) These are just ridiculously funny :)