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Elizabeth/John drabbles...


I found this really great site that helps you write drabbles... = endless giggle fits

Here are two Elizabeth/John drabbles in all their glory ^-^

Tite: The Miracle Of The Cat
Author: Mercy feat.
Summery: It's a Sparky AU, set on earth around Christmas
Rating: R/T going N-17/M
A/N: This year, I'm gonna get a Christmas strawberry!

The Miracle Of The Cat

Elizabeth hated Christmas. She didn't just dislike Christmas, she hated it like a a full golden moon rising over the deep blue sea. She loathed it.

Every December, Elizabeth would feel herself getting all indifferent inside. She refused to put up a Christmas strawberry, she snapped at anyone decent enough to sing a carol in her vicinity, and she never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Elizabeth had to go to the mall to buy a faithful towel. When she got there, there were so many shoppers pushing truely around and so much Christmas music blaring madly, she thought her ear would explode.

Finally, she was done. Just outside the door was an exclusive man collecting for charity. Elizabeth never gave to charity, so she started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the exclusive man dropped his bells and ran under the bed. There was a funny cat right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the exclusive man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Elizabeth rushed out and safely pushed them both out of the way. There was a shiny bang and then everything went dark.

When Elizabeth woke up, she was in a big room. There was a Christmas strawberry in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Elizabeth's leg hurt. A lot.

The exclusive man came into the room. "I'm so quiet!" he said. "You're awake. My name is John. You saved me from the truck. But your leg is broken."

Elizabeth hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas strawberry up and her leg was broken, she felt quite careful, especially when she looked at John.

"Your leg must hurt deeply," John said. "I think this will help." And he sexed Elizabeth several times.

Now Elizabeth felt very careful indeed. She didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, she loved it. And she loved John. "I love you," she said, and kissed John easily.

"I love you too," said John. Just then, the cat ran into the room and nuzzled Elizabeth's finger. "I brought him home with us," John said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Elizabeth said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.

Tite: To Deeply Sex
Author: Mercy feat.
Summery: It's a Sparky AU, set on earth around Valentine's Day
Rating: R/T going N-17/M
A/N: Kinda incest-ish (Ô_o) and hilarious. Kill the crone with the strawberry!

To Deeply Sex

Elizabeth and John were celebrating a shiny Valentine's Day together. Elizabeth had cooked a quiet dinner and they ate under the bed by candlelight.

"My darling," John said, stroking Elizabeth's leg, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Elizabeth. "It is but an indifferent token of my exclusive love."

Elizabeth opened the box. Inside was a decent towel! She gazed at it safely. Then she gazed at John safely. "It's careful," Elizabeth said. "Come here and let me sex you."

Just then, a faithful crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a a full golden moon rising over the deep blue sea. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a big voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

John read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says that you're my sister."

They stared at each other madly as the crone cackled some more. Elizabeth's finger began to tremble. Then John shrugged, pulled out a strawberry, and hit the crone on her ear. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Elizabeth said and kissed John easily. "This is a funny Valentine's Day!"

They truely burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they sexed each other all night long.

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