And: there are approxmately 190 pics *cough*
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Def.: A coup d'état (pronounced /ku de'ta/), or simply a coup, is the sudden overthrow of a government, usually done by a smaller supposedly weaker body that just replaces the top power figures.
Some important things before we start:
1) Blood is thicker than water
2) New record: John licks his lips more than once (Elizabeth once)
3) The term 'Personal Space' has been deleted from John and Elizabeth's vocabulary
4) Dunno, just wanted to add a four
With that said, here is the
We open up to Sheppard and his sheeps (I refuse to call them Rambo-Sheep, Beauty-Sheep and Geek-Sheep!) walking through a dark hallway in Atla-, eh, nope, not 'Lantis. It's... another planet! What a surprise *note the sarcasm* Anyway, our favourite Galaxy Defenders follow a member of an off-world team which had been led by Major Lorne *bites nails as she hears the term: 'had been'*
Obviously Major Lorne and his team had been under fire and the woman, Lindsay, was told to call for back-up (btw, I think she is kinda cute *huggles poor Lindsay*)
They come to a house which was definitely too long in the fire.
Sheppard orders his personal geek to stay with Lindsay while he and the two others investigate.
Rodney: "Right, sure. Oh and hey, when you hear gunfire, just know that's me holding back our attackers all on my own, ha!"
He's slowly finding out how to hold a gun *giggle fit*
John, Ronon and Teyla carefully enter the 'burned down' house and OMG I can see the light!
No, wait, I can see two...
What? Now there are three? Ô.o
Oops, sorry, wrong journey. Still John, Ronon and Teyla. The room is a mess and Teyla and Ronon suspect that there is more to the fire than they originally thought.
Suddenly a beam falls down. Poor John...
Ronon states the obvious "It's not safe to be here." No! Really?
John: "I got something." And I just hope it's not what I think it is but knowing the luck we always have...
John: "Damn it." Oh, no!!!
He found Lorne's dogtags *breaks into tears, screams at TPTB, wants her cutie back*
Disbelieving looks from Teyla and Ronon, dramatical music aaaaaand cut to Atlantis. You know, they could make a commercial with the city for summer holidays...
Our dearest princess Rapunzel (was at the haircutter) watches her men bring back the dead. Her knight in shining armour crosses the bridge to save her.
Elizabeth: "What the hell happened out there?" Straight to the point
John and Elizabeth speak about the attack against Lorne *sniff* and his team and OMG doesn't Elizabeth look hot? Even John can't keep his hands ti himself.
And neither can Elizabeth. Only because she needs someone to lean on, of course ^-^
They both have no idea what the hell happened and look a little helpless. Doing teh eye-sex doesn't really help *sigh*
Suddenly: "Off-world activation!" (otherwise known as: someone is banging on the door)
Princess Weir and her Knight Sheppard go in the Control Room to Tech Guy (who's name I always forget...). No IDC, mmmmm...
But they are recieving a weak transmission.
John: "Let's see it." Hoping it's Elizabeth dancing video that has been lost for ages *cough*
But it is not *headdesk* It's one of these Genii guys, Ladon (who looks not so bad). Elizabeth and John eye-sex again. A lot.
They ask themselves why Ladon knows that they are still alive and floating on the water.
Ladon: "... witnessed your team going through the Stargate more than once." Oooops.
He bla bla bla's a little more, telling them their secret will be safe as long as they answer to him. Elizabeth's look says everything.
She orders to open a channel and uses the movement of her head as an excuse for looking at John's front and then back *cough* sneaky woman *grins*
Elizabeth: "We hear you. This is Weir." I bet John melted as he heard that...
Ladon bla bla bla's again about the rumours of their destruction.
Elizabeth: "What do you want." Must be the diplomat in here cause again straight to the point.
Elizabeth: "Don't think I don't recognize you, Ladon." and "Why would we wanna do business with you?"
Ladon: "Because I have defected from the Genii."
Elizabeth: "Well, good luck with that."
And then Ladon drops teh bomb (or rather the Zet Pee Em *headdesk*)
Uh oh. Not good. No, no, so not good. Guys, cut the connection and don't even think about... too late. They took the bait *facepalm*
Elizabeth wants to know why she should jeopardize the truce she has with the Genii and Ladon tells that they got what they wanted. And the ZPM is no use to him. (Riiiight Ô.o)
He wants to discuss the possible trade of it in person.
John looks not happy and does teh first lip-lick!!!
Elizabeth: "We are not interested, Ladon." Good girl. Play cool.
But Ladon had to bring up 'The Siege' thingie. Nice move. Makes Elizabeth and John uncomfortable. ('So not my fault' say their eyes)
Ladon transmittes the Gate address and alleges he is alone, with no weapon. And he gives them an ultimatum. John does his second nervous lip-lick.
Ladon: "The choice is yours." He has absolutely no manners *shakes head*
John and Elizabeth look totally down. No sex, no feeling up and esp no doing it against all surfaces *heavy sigh*
Fade to credits!
SGA-1 and Weir sit in one of the Conference Rooms.
Rodney: "A ZPM is a ZPM. Who cares where it comes from?" (Btw, look at Elizabeth breasts...)
Sheppard does! "We've got already one!"
Rodney: "Yes. ONE!"
Ronon agrees and Teyla and Elizabeth are just there to look hot.
Rodney does a little talk-magic. "...might get the city to fly." RUMS!
Rodney: "No. But we still need it." As is that would solve all problems *headbang*
Elizabeth: "Flying city or not. We should consider this." Making cute smile face at John. 'Please'
John, absolutely not liking the idea, plays out the 'They threatened to kill you and I had to save you, cause my future kids where in danger' card.
Elizabeth wants to give Ladon a chance. (subtext: Are you jealous, John?)
John wants rather to deal with the Lorne-situation (subtext: No, I'm not cause we will not give him a chance.)
Elizabeth gives Ronon and Teyla the job.
Elizabeth: "You can join them once you're finished up with this." (subtext: Pffff, you will be so jealous. HA!)
John thinking 'Do not jump her, do not hump her'
And because he is angry/nervous/whatever he licks his lips for the third time. Whoopie
John: "... I will not send my team in there blind." *melts*
Cut to MALP shaking hands with Ladon.
Elizabeth's eyebrows and John's lips greet him back (even if he cannot see it)
Elizabeth: "The he's so far telling the truth." as Rodney confirms that there's only one lifesign.
John (always the optimistic): "So far."
Ladon gets on his knees *coughs* and John orders a team to go through the gate.
He and Elizabeth stare at the screen, emotionless. (subtext: If you're lying Ladon, we will so kill you. You busted our sex-orgy!)
Cut to Teyla and Ronon at the marrige-bureau, eh, talking with Lindsay. What a shame...
Lindsay tells them what happened. She has no idea why this happened cause she trusted these people.
Ronon: "Well that was a mistake." *smacks him*
Teyla: "Ronon." She has so the control *giggle*
Ronon makes the univeral sign for 'What?' and surrenders.
And Teyla urges Linsay to continue. She tells them that the shots she heard sounded like Wraith blasts. Uh oh. Bad, bad, really bad.
Some more bla bla bla about the villagers and the moment Lorne's team went missing. In the end they are none the wiser *sigh*
Cut to the Gate Room, where the shiny gate spats out Ladon.
And John makes the universal sign for 'On your knees, boy' *grins*
John: "What? No ZPM?" And the fourth lip-lick. YAY!
Ladon smirks and tells John that he's not that stupid.
John can't help himself and insults Ladon again *sigh* This is getting so old.
John: "...gave you a pretty hard crack the last time we met, so was kinda hoping it made you simple."
Ladon: "Ever since I've been plagued with headaches."
John looks way to happy in response. (Oh, come on, guys! Hello? We have more important things to do than comparing your dicks *huffs*)
But the next second John gets serious (and damn, does he look hot *melts*)
John: "What so you want?" (in the pic below he is about to say 'want' not the f-word!)
Ladon: "I will only talk with Weir." Ooops, wrong answer. Now you made Alpha-John very, very angry...
John: "Do I make you nervous?"
Ladon: "Not at all, Major." Boy, you have to learn alot... *shakes head*
John bounces as Ladon insults him and answers: "That's Lt. Colonel Erand Boy to you." Smug grin firmly in place, sir!
Then he sents him away (wishing he could stun him cause he interrupted teh Sparky orgy)
Cut to... Dead Man Burning
Carson informs Elizabeth (who plays Darth Weirder) that the burned ones are not Lorne and his team *yes!* Lorne, darling, your rescue team is on its way ♥
Lorne and his team are still alive. That's the only conclusion.
Now the only question that still needs to be answered is: Why and who? Ronon wants to go back and
They are interrupted by John. He and Elizabeth are so doing radio-sex, I swear!!!
John: "Dr. Weir. We have Ladon."
Elizabeth: "What does he say?"
John: "Not much. Apparently he doesn't like me." Now that's a surprise...
Elizabeth: "Ok, take him to my office." (Looks like she is used to people not like John... *grins*)
John *squeaking*: "Your office? Really?" (subtext: *growl* That's my place! Where I ravish you.)
Elizabeth: "Really, Colonel. I'm on my way." (subtext: Now you're jealous. I knew it.)
Teyla and Ronon will go and play CSI.
Cut to Ladon sitting in the chair, looking bored. (He wants to make John jealous again.) Elizabeth and John don't know the word 'Personal Space' anymore.
Ladon wants to stand up and thank Elizabeth but he's pressed down by one of the soldiers. Elizabeth gets straight to the point and asks where the ZPM is. Not really for smalltalk, Ladon notices.
Elizabeth: "Not with criminals." Ouch.
Ladon defends himself and says he was only following orders. Now where did I heard that before? As if John and Elizabeth would be fooled that easily.
Little bla bla bla until Elizabeth asks: "What do you want for it?" (For the ZPM that's it, not for getting his ass kicked *sigh*) And the wrong guy is standing too close to her...
Ladon drops teh bomb! He wants 100 machine guns. No problem, mate. Sure, just let me get them for you. Shall we wrap them? In pink paper maybe?
Elizabeth walks around John (enjoying the nice view) and leans on her desk. Presonal Space = zero, nada, nullo, nix...
Elizabeth and John wants to know why they should turn Ladon into a threat for them. Good question *nods*
Ladon explains his plan, to overthrow the current government of the Genii cause soon they will try to rule the galaxy.
Elizabeth: "You're planning a coup..."
Ladon: "Yes, and you're going to help me." Ô.o uh oh...
Cut to... 'Lantis. Yay! The island where Sparky sexes against all surfaces!
Ladon explains that Cowen has gone crazy and wants to become king of the galaxy, cause that would be the only way to defeat the Wraith. Sounds really ugly.
Ladon says, that he thought he could use the ZPM to trade for guns he needs to stage a rebellion cause there are only a few races that don't fear the Geniis. He wants to stop Cowen but he needs the help of the Atlanteans. Difficult decision, very difficult.
Cut to... Teyla and Ronon who are questioning a barkeeper about a woman who was friends with Lorne's team but it seems like they all fear something and don't want to talk.
Ronon plays 'Hey, mate. How's life treating you? Either you talk now or I'm gonna make you talk'
Teyla: "Let him go." Ronon is so under her thump *giggle*
No new clues, they are still poking in the dark *sigh*
Barkeeper: "They are watching us. They will kill us all if you're not careful." Ooookay, Big Who?
Teyla and Ronon promise to protect them, help them but it's useless. They are left alone... *enter dramatic music*
Cut to Weir's
John wants to know if Elizabeth believes Ladon. She answers "He has a ZPM". But John meant the other stuff (evil Cowen etc). (subtext: Can we please, kick his ass? I want to finally ravish you)
Elizabeth: "He's lying about something."
John: "Stick with the devil we know (the truce between Atlantis and the Genii)." And lip-lick No. 5!!!
They move away from the window, in direction of the Control Room, discussing what they want to do now.
And OMG I thank god for small doorways *falls to her knees* Elizabeth is sneaking a glance at Little John...
John: "Ladon goes anywhere, I will go and find him."
Elizabeth: "Good thinking."
And John moves to make evil look at Ladon.
Cut to Teyla and Ronon. A girl from the bar runs after them and gives them 'their' bag. But it's not really yours...
Cut to... RODNEY!!! I missed you *clings to him* oh, John is there, too but RODNEY *jumps him*
They meet with Cowen to see what's really going on. Little bla bla bla (I'm too tired to write it all down, sorry) It looks like Ladon was lying... but looks can be decieving...
And hey, Cowen didn't try to kill them! Rodney is more than happy *grins*
Cut to our favourite City on
Apparently Ladon is in a warehouse on a abandoned planet with 20 of his men.
John and Rodney made a plan to take the ZPM from Ladon cause the Genii men are 'no match for our men'.
Elizabeth: "And what, steal it?" She likes that thought, I just know it!
Short jump in of John's sixth lip-lick ^-^
Rodney: "Well, the Brotherhood stole it from us, Ladon stole it from the Brotherhood, it's not really stealing, it's..."
John: "... recovery." Note: John touches Elizabeth (at the bottom of the pic). Why? Because he wants to recover her *grins*
John explains his plan: They will tell Ladon to send a dozen men to help carrying supplies.
Rodney: "Together with the ZPM."
John: "He won't do that but sure, we can ask. When they get here, we detain them, leaving 8 men in the building for two strike teams to deal with." He knows his job. Yep.
Elizabeth gives her guys the ok and off they go, riding into the sunset...
And she watches them leave.
Cut to Teyla and Ronon who find a hidden place and open the bag. It's not good what they find inside. So not good *flails*
'Most Wanted' poster. This is the worst case scenario ever.
Cut to 'Off-world activation'
The 12 men, Ladon was told to send arrive. Elizabeth's play hostess and says hello to Ladon's sister.
But they did not bring the ZPM *headdesk* Elizabeth radios John.
Yellow-eyed John and Rodney *giggle fits* They look soooo cute *squeee*
She gives thm a go to retrieve the ZPM! Go, John, go!
They enter the house but Rodney's finds out that the ZPM is in another one *sigh*
Meanwhile Teyla and Ronon come back to Atlantis and show Elizabeth the 'Most Wanted' poster. Elizabeth is not a happy camper. Nope.
Elizabeth: "The gene." She finds out that all the men on the lists have the Ancient gene.
Teyla suggests that Elizabeth call all these men back until they know what's really going on.
But there's one tiny, tiny problem: They are all with John... *headdesk*
But as soon as they got the ZPM, Elizabeth will call them back. Carson interrupts them and wants her to come to the infirmary.
Cut to Yellow-Team.
Rodney tries to be teh man!
Which earns him a raised eyebrow from John (and from me cause for the love of him, I can figure out what his move means...)
John's lip-lick No. 7!!!
They storm the warehouse and find Ladon sitting there, with the ZPM infront of him. Little smalltalk.
And suddenly BOO! They get gased!
Cut to 'Lantis infirmary.
Casron found out that the Genii were behind the attack against Lorne and his team. Should have known...
Cut to John. John in bonds *melts*
Ladon reveals the truth. He and Cowen work together.
In Atlantis, Elizabeth is called to the Conrtol Room.
In the warehouse, John is still tied up and Cowen wants to speak with Weir.
Cowen: "Dr. Weir, this is Commander Cowen..."
Elizabeth: "Where is Colonel Sheppard?" (subtext: What the hell have you done to my man?????)
Bla bla bla and then Cowen gives her an ultimatum: Either Elizabeth gives him all the jumpers they have or John and the others will be killed. Every fifteen minutes one, starting with John. Because the 12 Genii men that are in Atlantis are useless as hostages. They are deadly ill.
*cries* *sobs* *clings to Sparky*
In Atlantis: Carson thinks he found a cure against the disease. He is my Wonder
In the warehouse John wants to know what Cowen wants with the jumpers. He wants a fleet of Jumpers to use in an attack on the Wraith.
John: "You're gonna have to kill us."
Cowen: "I full expect to have to kill you."
Great. Just great.
John wants to know why Cowen didn't take him and Rodney as hostages when they visisted him.
Cowen: "Why only take two hostages when I can have a dozen?" Uhm, right?
John: "..." Yeah, what else can you say?
Ladon brings him to the cell and OMG looks who's there!!!!
LORNE!!!! *bounce* *jumps him* *loves* and the rest of their teams.
In Atlantis Elizabeth, Teyla, Ronon and Carson find out that a fight between the Genii and them would cost too many lives. Heavy sighs can be heard.
Elizabeth asks Carson if he can cure their Genii guests and Carson says, he can save at least 8 of them.
Elizabeth: "Alright. Let's hope they will trade their people for ours."
Ronon (always thinking about failing): "Do we have a back-up plan?"
Elizabeth: "We are not handing ten of our jumpers over to the Genii. Let's just hope that works." You avoided his question, sweety. But I think it's the fear for your John, so I will forgive you *huggles her*
Cut to Cowen and Ladon. They are talking with Elizabeth about the fact that their people can be cured, including Laden's sister.
But Cowen absolutely does not care. (I hate that guy *glares*) He just wants the jumpers.
Elizabeth: "You kill one of my people and we're at a state of war." Woah, girl! She looks hot doing it!
Cowen: "Ohh, yes. I don't quite know how I live with myself." *pokes him in the eye* Eat dirt and die! *grrr*
He will contact them in fifteen minutes again. When Elizabeth can decide if Rodney shall live or die. >.< In the meantime she has forfeit the live of... John!
Elizabeth: "Cowen, wait!"
But he has already turned the radio off.
Cowen: "Kill him." *dies*
Ladon goes to kill Sheppard who is still in the cell with the others. Slowly the ones who were still unconcious wake up, like Rodney.
John states the obvious: "We got gased!" Whoopie!
Rodney and trouble absolutely does not mix well. Nope so not mixing well.
Suddenly Ladon turns up, aiming at John, ready to kill him!
And we get cutted to 'Lantis with a worried Weir.
Elizabeth (to Tech Guy): "Anything?" but there's nothing.
Carson suggets, that they should offer one jumper in exchange for Sheppard's life (and the others???) but Elizabeth tells him that John is probably already dead.
Ronon (such an optimistic): "You can deliever all the jumpers you want. Thzey're gonna kill everyone. We need to attack them now!"
Cut to John looking at the end of the tunnel of life.
Ladon wants to know if Carson can really cure his sister and the other of their people.
John: "Carson is the best doctor in two galaxies." Awwwww, you cutie ^-^
Ladon: "We will let them go." Huh? Eh, what? Parallel universe? Nope. Still ours.
Ladon reveals that he really is about to carry out a coup: "Tonight the leadership of our people changes hands." What a surprise.
They encounter some guards on their way to the Stargate but they kill them. (John is all but surprised)
Cowen is more than angry as he gets the news of the released prisoners.
In Atlantis they recieve Rodney's IDC.
Elizabeth: "Lower the shield." and is off to great Rodney.
Rodney explains what's really going on. Ladon is now teh man!
Before the gate is shut down, Ladon detonates a nuclear weapon that wipes out Cowen and his Genii battalion.
And then, all of Elizabeth's men are home *happy sigh* I so love that pic *cuddles it* Lorne looks so cute (and hot) in natives clothes *squee*
Ladon wants to see his sis and John does another lip-lick!
Cut to the infirmary. Ladon sees his sis and is happy. As Elizabeth and Carson say bye, they play 'Tag, you're it'.
And then comes teh last scene.... full of Sparky!
John: "And you saved me and my team." (subtext: Can we please, have sex now?)
Elizabeth: "There's that, too." (subtext: Yep.) And sooooooooooooooooooooo much eye-sex *metls*
John: "Then I say we call it a night." (subtext: Mine quarter, 3 minutes.)
Elizabeth: "That we can do." (subtext: Yes, sir.)
And I soooooooooooo hate the lamp *kicks it*
All in all was this a fantastic episode. It might be THE best episode. Lots of Sparky, John lip-licking and sexy Elizabeth. Hope you enjoyed the recap ^-^