If it's really a supercomputer, how come the bullets don't bounce off when I shoot it?
 |  working |
6 aliens | poking
Road To Heaven
that will be a long and crazy ride
25 October 2007 @ 07:45 pm
Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
Hardware /nm./: the part of the computer that you can kick.
[That's how I feel at the office right now. Plus the crap that our other office lady puts us through. Bite. Me.]
Hardware /nm./: the part of the computer that you can kick.
[That's how I feel at the office right now. Plus the crap that our other office lady puts us through. Bite. Me.]
 | crappy HIM - Resurrection |
16 October 2007 @ 06:59 am
Hey ! It compiles ! Ship it !
[No joke, that is a computer quote. *luffs* Btw, you guys have been asking me where I found these quotes: I'm collecting them since 1999, on- and off-line from various sources. All neatly sorted into a folder. ^^]
[No joke, that is a computer quote. *luffs* Btw, you guys have been asking me where I found these quotes: I'm collecting them since 1999, on- and off-line from various sources. All neatly sorted into a folder. ^^]
 | amused |
10 October 2007 @ 11:46 am
You know you're a geek when... You try to shoo a fly away from the monitor with your cursor. That's scary...
 | geeky |
09 October 2007 @ 11:21 am
Crap... Someone knocked over my recycle bin... There are icons all over my desktop...
| amused 8mm - Forever And Ever Amen |
21 September 2007 @ 09:58 am
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
 | busy |
11 September 2007 @ 11:40 am
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
| working |
07 September 2007 @ 10:40 am
Programmer /n./ A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
Programming /n./
To give you something to laugh about and survive the day. ^^
Programming /n./
- The art of debugging an empty file.
- A pastime similar to banging one's head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward.
- The most fun you can have with your clothes on (although clothes are not mandatory).
To give you something to laugh about and survive the day. ^^
| geeky |
01 September 2007 @ 06:43 pm
Helpdesk: Double click on "My Computer".
User: I can't see your computer.
Helpdesk: No, double click on "My Computer" on your computer.
User: Huh?
Helpdesk:There is an icon on your computer labeled "My Computer". Double click on it.
User: What's your computer doing on mine?
User: I can't see your computer.
Helpdesk: No, double click on "My Computer" on your computer.
User: Huh?
Helpdesk:There is an icon on your computer labeled "My Computer". Double click on it.
User: What's your computer doing on mine?
 | *lol* |
29 August 2007 @ 08:54 pm
Users /nm./: collective term for those who use computers. Users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert.
Novice Users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
Intermediate Users: people who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it.
Expert Users: people who break other people's computers.
Now the question: What type are you? *grins*
Novice Users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
Intermediate Users: people who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it.
Expert Users: people who break other people's computers.
Now the question: What type are you? *grins*
 | lazy |