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18 January 2010 @ 02:12 pm
Monday!  


Aaaand something to laugh about... xD

INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.5 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: “http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm” and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7

Good Luck,
Tech Support :))
 
 
 
 
Meredithxfirefly9x on January 18th, 2010 01:14 pm (UTC)
Hehe, nice. :D
Andy: torrijoeankareeda on January 18th, 2010 01:19 pm (UTC)
*giggles* That's hilarious, thanks for sharing. Mwahahaha! :P
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Billbilly_red_ocean on January 18th, 2010 01:46 pm (UTC)
*snickers* I've seen that one before but it amuses me every time.
Bonesobsessed_psyco on January 18th, 2010 01:52 pm (UTC)
LOL!
Vicky: [Actors] Catherine/David - lolvickysg1 on January 18th, 2010 04:23 pm (UTC)
*giggles* I already read it a long time ago, but it never cease to make me laugh!
Napoleonic Powermonger: Laura / Karavaleria_sg_1 on January 18th, 2010 04:58 pm (UTC)
Hahaha that's great!
devi09: Merlin Arthur Slowdancedevi09 on January 18th, 2010 06:00 pm (UTC)
hahahahahahaaha, wie geil ist das denn!!! genial! :]
shigeki_jkp: Obama!shigeki_jkp on January 18th, 2010 08:20 pm (UTC)
XD!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA That's fantastic, really it is.
purple_shoes on January 19th, 2010 12:04 am (UTC)
LOL! Love this.