Road To Heaven - November 2nd, 2009

02 November 2009 @ 02:54 pm

Treffen sich 2 Rosinen. Fragt die eine die andere: »Sag mal, wieso hast du denn einen Helm auf?«

Sagt die andere: »Ich muss gleich noch in den Stollen!«

(The German word "stollen" has two meanings: 1. Christmas stollen 2. gallery. Unfortunately it's not so funny if you translate it into English. *sigh*)

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02 November 2009 @ 07:38 pm

Imagine your food...

...could talk. O_o

Yup.

It would be HELL.

"Nu-uh, I won't move next to the tomato. She makes me look orange. And I am a red paprika." *looks pointly*

*puts potato nose up* "He is sneezing. I don't want to get wheat germs."

Ah, mom and I were talking about gardening. No idea how that came up though... *wonders*